A Diagram of Life

 

If only we could all live the ideal life. Haha. What's funny is when i was a WoW Addict, weekend life was my everyday life.

-Mr. Smith

How to spot a Republican

A joke I found.

A woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost. She lowered her altitude and spotted a man in a boat below.

She shouted to him, "Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don't know where I am."

The man consulted his portable GPS and replied, "You're in a hot air balloon, approximately 30 feet above ground elevation of 2,346 feet above sea level. You are at 31 degrees, 14.97 minutes north latitude and 100 degrees, 49.09 minutes west longitude.

"She rolled her eyes and said, "You must be an Obama Democrat."

"I am," replied the man. "How did you know?"

"Well," answered the balloonist, "everything you told me is technically correct. But I have no idea what to do with your information, and I'm still lost. Frankly, you've not been much help to me."

The man smiled and responded, "You must be a Republican."

"I am," replied the balloonist. "How did you know?"

"Well," said the man, "you don't know where you are or where you are going. You've risen to where you are due to a large quantity of hot air. You made a promise you have no idea how to keep, and you expect me to solve your problem. You're in exactly the same position you were in before we met, but somehow, now it's my fault."

I had no idea...

Tom vs. Facebook. AKA Myspace Fail

This is hilarious if you have used myspace before.So apparently I can't show the whole image, but if you click on the pic it will take you to the original site. It's worth the extra click... trust me ;)


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Crazy Mario Video: Some People just Have No Lives

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Superstar: Animated

I made this video on xtranormal.com. It's my favorite scene from the movie Superstar. The scene when Mary's grandmother is teaching her and her friends how to dance. Hilarious. Check it out

Miley Cyrus is High as a mother!!

Ok, dancing around all slutty in a bird costume is one thing, but this is CRAZY!! Miley Cyrus, the Disney Channel superstar is smoking out of a bong in this video, and let me tell you, she is a lightweight. Apparently she isn't actually smoking weed, she's smoking something called "salvia" which is a natural drug that is legal in California. But whether it's the real deal or not... Billy Ray is not happy!! You can see his twitter response to this hilarity by clicking >>>>>>HERE<<<<<<<

Check out the video and have yourself a nice laugh watching Miley trip balls on fake weed. XD 

The worst news article EVER

Albertville man charged with assault claims to be vampire - WAFF.com: North Alabama News, Radar, Weather, Sports and Jobs-

Even tho the material covered in this article is very amusing, it is quite easily the worst news article I have ever read. The quotes are disgusting.... no one is going to take Det. Hooks seriously anymore after reading this... But that's not the worst part. The grammar, in and outside the quotes, is just atrocious. Commas and periods EVERWHERE!!! Now i'm no master journalist or anything, I've only taken a few classes at school.... but there's so many obvious mistakes and ways to fix this article to make it sound intelligent. Good grammar is a handy tool in life ;)

Can't Touch Vader

 YESSS!!

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Cats vs. Dogs Round Two

 

This makes me happy. That's almost exactly how I view dogs, and the cat sounds just like my Katara. I love my kitty even tho she only loves me some of the time.... ^_^ hehe

-Mr. Smith