Sunday, December 19, 2010

A Diagram of Life

If only we could all live the ideal life. Haha. What's funny is when i was a WoW Addict, weekend life was my everyday life.

-Mr. Smith

How to spot a Republican

A joke I found.

A woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost. She lowered her altitude and spotted a man in a boat below.

She shouted to him, "Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don't know where I am."

The man consulted his portable GPS and replied, "You're in a hot air balloon, approximately 30 feet above ground elevation of 2,346 feet above sea level. You are at 31 degrees, 14.97 minutes north latitude and 100 degrees, 49.09 minutes west longitude.

"She rolled her eyes and said, "You must be an Obama Democrat."

"I am," replied the man. "How did you know?"

"Well," answered the balloonist, "everything you told me is technically correct. But I have no idea what to do with your information, and I'm still lost. Frankly, you've not been much help to me."

The man smiled and responded, "You must be a Republican."

"I am," replied the balloonist. "How did you know?"

"Well," said the man, "you don't know where you are or where you are going. You've risen to where you are due to a large quantity of hot air. You made a promise you have no idea how to keep, and you expect me to solve your problem. You're in exactly the same position you were in before we met, but somehow, now it's my fault."

I had no idea...

Is your cat plotting to kill you?

Saturday, December 18, 2010

Tom vs. Facebook. AKA Myspace Fail

This is hilarious if you have used myspace before.So apparently I can't show the whole image, but if you click on the pic it will take you to the original site. It's worth the extra click... trust me ;)

Classic: Tom Joins Facebook
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Monday, December 13, 2010

Superstar: Animated

I made this video on It's my favorite scene from the movie Superstar. The scene when Mary's grandmother is teaching her and her friends how to dance. Hilarious. Check it out

Saturday, December 11, 2010

Miley Cyrus is High as a mother!!

Ok, dancing around all slutty in a bird costume is one thing, but this is CRAZY!! Miley Cyrus, the Disney Channel superstar is smoking out of a bong in this video, and let me tell you, she is a lightweight. Apparently she isn't actually smoking weed, she's smoking something called "salvia" which is a natural drug that is legal in California. But whether it's the real deal or not... Billy Ray is not happy!! You can see his twitter response to this hilarity by clicking >>>>>>HERE<<<<<<<

Check out the video and have yourself a nice laugh watching Miley trip balls on fake weed. XD 

Thursday, December 9, 2010

The worst news article EVER

Albertville man charged with assault claims to be vampire - North Alabama News, Radar, Weather, Sports and Jobs-

Even tho the material covered in this article is very amusing, it is quite easily the worst news article I have ever read. The quotes are disgusting.... no one is going to take Det. Hooks seriously anymore after reading this... But that's not the worst part. The grammar, in and outside the quotes, is just atrocious. Commas and periods EVERWHERE!!! Now i'm no master journalist or anything, I've only taken a few classes at school.... but there's so many obvious mistakes and ways to fix this article to make it sound intelligent. Good grammar is a handy tool in life ;)

Monday, December 6, 2010

Can't Touch Vader


Cats vs. Dogs Round Two

This makes me happy. That's almost exactly how I view dogs, and the cat sounds just like my Katara. I love my kitty even tho she only loves me some of the time.... ^_^ hehe

-Mr. Smith

Tuesday, November 30, 2010

The Search for Music Comes to an End.

I finally found good music to spend my itunes points on. My Chemical Romance. Haven't heard anything from them in a while and this CD is pretty good! I'm liking Gerard's hair too!

I knew there was something Fishy about Leo

Monday, November 29, 2010

New Favorite Video!

Bass Down Low by The Cataracts.

And yeah that's the official video, the one on their myspace page. I love it. It really looks like just a bunch of kids dancing around in front of a camera and actin a fool, but they make me want to dance around with them. It looks fun.

They have another video with better quality and it's actually very cool. [Club Love<-- click here to see it!]
It's the Cataracts on a treasure hunt to find this awesome club.

Sadly I could not find Bass Down Low at all on itunes... so the search for new music to spend my itunes points on continues...

Monday, November 22, 2010


I saw Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows part 1 over the weekend! It was amazing!! Loved it! Here's my review on examiner. Check it out!

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 1: The Beginning of the End


Adios Amigos!
-Mr. Smith

Friday, November 19, 2010

Cookeville Movies Examiner Link

I just added a link to my movie review page to the right under my Profile and page counter. Now whenever you check out my blog you can take a quick look at my reviews. They're short, they won't take more than 5 minutes to read. and they give me money!! So check back often!

Thanks guys!
-Mr. Smith

Thursday, November 18, 2010

Whip Yo Hurr

It seems that Miss. Willow Smith has some competition. This newcomer has got some skills, Willow is in for quite a fight!



WINNER??? Man or Beast?? Little Girl or Little Bird??
I'll let you decide.

-Mr. Smith

P.S.- Can you tell I just watched Scott Pilgrim Vs the World? Good Movie!

Wednesday, November 17, 2010

Green Lantern Movie!!

I am sooo excited for this movie! The trailer looks awesome and I hope the movie won't disappoint.

Cookeville Movies Examiner

Exiting News!! I am now freelancing for!!  This is really exciting because I have my own page where i get to write articles a few times a week on my chosen subject, which is Movies. The best part is I get paid to do this!!! But my pay is dependent on how much traffic my page gets! So bookmark it on your browser and check back a few times a week to so what I've posted! And tell your friends! I'll be reviewing new movies, old movies, and any film related happenings in Cookeville! I'm really excited about this and appreciate everyone's support!
I've already posted one video about a scary Japanese movie called House. So check it out!!

That's it for now! Adios!

-Mr. Smith

Tuesday, November 16, 2010

More Inception

So the other day I posted an Inception animals video. Well I found another on that kick the last one's ass hardcore! Check this one out

Monday, November 15, 2010

New Fish

I made a video of the new fishes in my tank. There's an algae eater (because clearly the tank needs someone to trim the weeds) named Hank, two ghost tetra's named yen and yang, and Billie's two big white fish's named Sheldon and Lenard. They adjusted to the tank very quickly and they seem happy. Plus the old fish Henry, Poseidon, and Tweedledee seem a lot more happy and active with new friends. I'm very pleased with this outcome :)